THE elation and sense of euphoria i feel because of the inevitable and long overdue reunion of nicholas newman and sharron collins newman abbott, as well as the anguish said love-affair is causing phyllis summers romalotti abbott newman, can only be described as bittersweet due to its juxtaposition with brad carlton's (aka george kaplin's) timely and horrifying freezing to an ice cube in the lake on lakeshore drive, genoa city, WI.
the funeral will be held this afternoon at 1230 pm eastern time and 1130 central/mountain time. in lieu of flowers please send donations to support the hot pool boys wooing the awkward daughter of the estate's owner in order to marry into the JABOT fortune of america foundation.
he is survived by his daughter colleen and his adopted daughter, abby who, consequentially, was artificially inseminated into ashley abbott by an unknown donor who turned out to be victor newman. as well as his mother, rebekah kaplin, who is in hiding under an assumed name following circumstances surrounding her escape from a nazi death camp and the murder of her husband and daughter as a direct result of that escape.
i just read the oh-bit twice. i wet my pants both times. Thanks, i needed that (because I am also simultaneously BAWLING from reading "Titty Baby".) I am beside myself(in mom's voice). UGH. AGHHHHHHHHHHHH. AAAUUUGHHHH!!!!!!!! (at top of lungs) I love these babies. LOVE. My nose is so red and I need some puffs plus (with lotion). So, Genoa City is in Wisconsin, huh? MY man is from Wisconsin.....I wonder if HE's using an alias....he did usd to be a lifeguard, ya know.
ReplyDeleteI just got on here to comment on how funny that obit was, and apparently I already did so in February! hahahaha! You are SO funny Heather!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteSUCH A GOOD WRITER! OMG!!!!