MY LAME FAMILY

roses are red

violets are blue

my family is lame

cuz they have daddy issue...s.

Things I Cannot Believe

That I'm 32 today.

That I have a mortgage.

That I only drink wine a couple of times a month and cannot hold my liquor.

That I used to think moving was exciting...now the thought is exhausting.

What a slut I used to be and didn't think I was, but have new standards now cuz I have daughters...and I was.

Bailey had a cake o hunks for her bday...wheres my cake o hunks?!

How excited I am to have gotten Twilight as my birthday present.  Did I mention that I'm 32?

That I was 31 last year. 

None of my siblings want to write on this WICKED AWESOME sib site. 

That Tommy can pick such heavy items up with his toes.

I ever thought weighing 133 meant I was fat, because I just got down to 133 and I'm pretty sure I'm the cats meow. 

How hard it is to meet friends when you are a mom and how much like dating it is.

That I ever turned 30.

How cliche' my sex life is. 

There are two little girls in this world who think of me the way I used to think of my mom.

That my ringer was off and I missed THREE birthday calls!! s*&$!

That my husband likes me.

That I lived through my college years.

That I will have to live through two girls in high school and college.  And be the boss of them.

That Tracy wants me to go shopping for her work clothes, for my birthday.  

That Kim used to own a firebird. 

How long I go without contact with dad.

That there are people who DON'T watch The Young and the Restless.

That my 22nd birthday was TEN years ago.  And I survived that night.

How important TV has become to me.

Kelly and I are always thinking the same thing when we watch something. 

That 30 year old flashbacks of Catherine Chancellor show her to be in her late 60s AT LEAST.

How much I miss my texas family.

That I feel the same on the inside today as I did when I turned 8.

That my glory days are gone.  Yeah, they'll pass you by.  Glory days...in the blink of a young girls eye.